- Ethel Mertz: [Fred walks in and makes a snide remark to Ethel] Well, if it isn't Rhett Butler!
- [Looks at Lucy]
- Ethel Mertz: Why don't you find out what makes him tick? He creeks a little, too!
- Ethel Mertz: [Ethel, Fred and Ricky are upset by how they're portrayed in Lucy's book] I still say sue her. Sue her!
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, sewer, sewer. Get your mind out of the gutter!