- Lucy Ricardo: We're gonna be on television.
- Fred Mertz: Who is?
- Ethel Mertz: Our Women's Club.
- Fred Mertz: Well, that ought to bring back movies.
- Lucy Ricardo: Now, I would like to talk about the club's yearly show. I think that we should schedule it for some time next week.
- Ethel Mertz: Next week?
- Marion Strong: But it's so close to the bazaar.
- Clubwoman: Well, it's only three months since we had our last yearly show.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yes, I know. Now, if you'll all be quiet, I'll have Caroline tell you the wonderful reason. Caroline?
- Caroline Appleby: Well, as you all know, my husband is the manager of a television station, and last night we were talking, and he just happened to mention that there was one half hour of time that they hadn't been able to sell. So I said to him, "Charlie, how about letting our Women's Club put on a show during that half hour?" And he said... well, never mind what he said. Well, anyway, after I talked to him for awhile, he finally agreed that our Club could have the time.
- Lucy Ricardo: [chatter of delight and approval from everyone] Girls, girls, girls, let's be businesslike about this, now. What time did he agree to give us, Caroline?
- Caroline Appleby: Uh, next Monday, from twelve to twelve-thirty.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, that's a fine time. That's right in the middle of the day when everybody's home.
- Caroline Appleby: Yeah, well, everybody's home all right, but it's not the middle of the day. It's twelve midnight.