I Love Lucy (TV Series)
New Neighbors (1952)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo
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Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : They're going to kill us.
Police Sergeant : Why would they do that?
Lucy Ricardo : So they can assume our identities and blow up the capitol.
Police Sergeant : This is serious.
Lucy Ricardo : You're darned right it is! These people are spies from a foreign enemy agent.
Police Sergeant : What are their names?
Lucy Ricardo : O'Brien!
Police Sergeant : Lady, have you been nipping the cooking sherry?
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Lucy Ricardo : I'm living on borrowed time. It was only by a very clever ruse that I managed to escape from their apartment.
Police Sergeant : What was that?
Lucy Ricardo : I pretended to be a chair.
Police Sergeant : I don't think the police can help you madam, why don't you call an upholsterer?
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Lucy Ricardo : What do I do?
Police Sergeant : Don't worry madam, just relax, and one day you may grow up to be a nice big sofa!
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Lucy Ricardo : 10 o' clock in the living room and all's well!
Ricky Ricardo : 10 o' clock in the bedroom and all is well!
Fred Mertz : 10 o' clock in the hallway and all's well!
Ethel Mertz : [muffled] 10 o' clock in the kitchen and all's well!
Lucy Ricardo : Kitchen inspector.
[Ethel comes out with a turkey leg]
Ethel Mertz : Yes sir?
Lucy Ricardo : Ethel, are you eating on duty?
Ethel Mertz : No sir.
Lucy Ricardo : What's that?
Ethel Mertz : Oh uh, well I'm not very good with a gun so I thought if anybody came in the back door I'd beat 'em to death.
Lucy Ricardo : I hope he gets here before you eat your club away.
Fred Mertz : [entering living room] Ho, hee, ho.
Lucy Ricardo : Fred, what're you doing away from your post?
Fred Mertz : I'm hungry! And I demand transfer to kitchen.
[Ricky enters]
Lucy Ricardo : What do you want?
Ricky Ricardo : I'm lonesome in there all by myself!
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Ricky Ricardo : Lucy, were you snooping?
Lucy Ricardo : Yes I was a bad girl and you can spank me tomorrow if there's anything left to spank!