- Lucy Ricardo: Why are you Frenchmen so Amourous?
- Jean Valijean Raymand: I don't know; just fortunate, I guess
- Ricky Ricardo: [Fred crosses his fingers] What's that for?
- Fred Mertz: Well, I'm always hoping that this time'll be the charm.
- Ricky Ricardo: What do you mean?
- Fred Mertz: Ethel keeps goin' out to put on a new face, but she always comes back with the old one.
- Ethel Mertz: I'm sorry, Fred, but I'm about to dethrone you as King of the apache dancers.
- Fred Mertz: You're a little late, I've just abdicated.
- Jean Valijean Raymand: Oh, madame, but you have such a beautiful hand!
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, really? Well I have another one just like it!
- Jean Valijean Raymand: Oh, but you don't understand, madame! The apache dance is a dance of amour. One must warm up to it.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, well I think you started warming up on the way over here!
- Jean Valijean Raymand: I can't help it. I can't help that there's a pounding in my heart.
- Lucy Ricardo: You don't watch out, there'll be a pounding on your head!