- Ricky Ricardo: Listen, Professor, can you play that thin'?
- Lucy Ricardo: What thin?
- Ricky Ricardo: Never mind makin' fun of my English.
- Lucy Ricardo: That's English?
- Lucy Ricardo: Hello, I'm looking for Risky Riskardo.
- Ricky Ricardo: Oh, well I'm Ricky Ricardo.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh nice to meet you, do you know where I can find Risky Riskardo?
- Ricky Ricardo: Can you play that instrument there?
- Lucy Ricardo: Where?
- Ricky Ricardo: [points] There.
- Lucy Ricardo: Where?
- Ricky Ricardo: There.
- Lucy Ricardo: [follows his arm, looks to the cello] Oh! That instrument!
- Ricky Ricardo: Can you play it?
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, well... naaah!
- Lucy Ricardo: Y'know, I've been thinking about shows like Burns and Allen. George Burns uses his wife on the show. Why don't you?
- Ricky Ricardo: I'd love to! Do you think she would leave George?
- Ricky Ricardo: For goodness' sakes don't tell Lucy, will you? If she knows the audition is tonight she'll be pestering the life out of me to get into the act. How am I gonna get rid of her for the day?
- Fred Mertz: Well, you could lock her in the bathroom. If she stays in there as long as Ethel does she'll never even know the door's locked.