I Love Lucy (TV Series)

The Camping Trip (1953)

Desi Arnaz: Ricky Ricardo

Quotes 

• Lucy Ricardo : [Lucy decides she wants to read the sports page to prove she and Ricky have interests in common]  Well! How long has this been going on?

  Ricky Ricardo : What?

  Lucy Ricardo : They're racing little girls at Churchill Downs. It says so right here, see? "First Race Won by 3-Year-Old Maiden."

  Ricky Ricardo : Well, I wouldn't worry about that little girl, if I were you. She's as strong as a horse.

  Lucy Ricardo : Oh? Well, she certainly was carrying a lot of money for a little girl. She had $2,000 in her purse.

  Ricky Ricardo : Thank you, Grantland Rice.

  Lucy Ricardo : What?

  Ricky Ricardo : Grantland Rice. You've surely heard of Grantland Rice.

  Lucy Ricardo : Oh, sure, I've heard of it, but I've never tasted it.

• Ricky Ricardo : You know that's pretty good shooting. Not only did you kill the duck, but you knock his feathers off and you cleaned it too.

• Ricky Ricardo : [Ricky is looking for more ducks]  Oh look, there's a nice big fat one right over there.

  [Aims his gun at Ethel up in the tree] 

• Lucy Ricardo : I'm sorry. I really don't want to share everything with you.

  Ricky Ricardo : You dunt?

  Lucy Ricardo : No I dunt.