I Love Lucy (TV Series)
The Diner (1954)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo
Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : It's all your fault.
Ricky Ricardo : My fault?
Lucy Ricardo : Yes. Yelling all those crazy things at me.
Ricky Ricardo : That was diner talk. Like Fred did.
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah well,
[about to cry]
Lucy Ricardo : the next time you want hamburgers without onions, ask for hamburgers without onions. Don't stand there and yell, "Bring the bull in the ring and laugh in his face!"
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Ethel Mertz : Three!
Lucy Ricardo : Two!
Ethel Mertz : One! One cent hamburgers.
Fred Mertz : Ethel, are you out of your mind?
Ethel Mertz : Well I thought this could get'em.
Fred Mertz : One cent hamburgers.
Customer : [Gives Ethel one dollar] I'd like a 100 hamburgers.