I Love Lucy (TV Series)

The Freezer (1952)

Frank Sully: Delivery Man

Quotes 

• Lucy Ricardo : [panic sets in as Johnson's Meat Company delivers an unexpected 700 pounds of beef]  Listen, there's been a mistake. You're gonna have to take most of this meat back.

  Ethel Mertz : All but thirty pounds.

  Lucy Ricardo : Yeah.

  Delivery Man : Sorry, ladies. Once a side of beef has been cut we're not allowed to bring it back.

  Lucy Ricardo : Come on, Ethel, let's get busy.

  Ethel Mertz : What are we gonna do?

  Lucy Ricardo : We're gonna paste this animal back together again...

  Delivery Man : Look, ladies, even if you defrosted it, pasted it together and taught it to walk, I couldn't take it back.