- Ricky Ricardo: What do you know about rice?
- Fred Mertz: Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days in my life.
- Lucy Ricardo: But Ricky, tonight is Monday. You were going to take me to a movie and dinner.
- Ricky Ricardo: I was?
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, I didn't tell you about it yet, but you were.
- Ricky Ricardo: [Upset at being handcuffed to Lucy, with no key] Oh... no... Well, genius, what now? Are we gonna go through life like this?
- [Shows handcuffs]
- Lucy Ricardo: Now, you remember when we were married, you wanted to be joined together in matrimony... ha ha ha!
- Ricky Ricardo: And, as I recall, it was "'til death do us part."
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, that's right!
- Ricky Ricardo: That event is about to take place right now!
- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy calls a locksmith] Hello! Are you the locksmith? Uh, well this is Mrs Ricky Ricardo at 623 E 68th St. Yes. Uh, by accident, my husband and I got handcuffed together, and we'd like you to come over and take them off for us.
- [Listens to locksmith; looks disgusted]
- Lucy Ricardo: No, we didn't escape from jail!