Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo

Quotes 

• Lucy Ricardo : [has a telegram for Lucy]  Well it's either for you or we have to forward it to Japan.

  Lucy Ricardo : What?

  Bellboy : It's addressed to Mrs. Mickey Micardo.

  Ricky Ricardo : That's ours.

  Lucy Ricardo : [reads wire]  Arriving with Little Ricky at 9:30 today.

  Ricky Ricardo : He's Little Ricky and I'm Big Mickey.

  Fred Mertz : You're just lucky you got it now and didn't have to wait for it to come back from Japan stamped 'not known at this pagoda'.

• Lucy Ricardo : [worried because she can't reach her mother]  You don't suppose anything happened, do you?

  Ricky Ricardo : I don't know, your mother in the park with all those squirrels...

• Lucy Ricardo : I still say we should've waited a little longer.

  Ricky Ricardo : Honey, we were at the airport for an hour.

  Fred Mertz : Yeah, we checked everywhere but the wind sock.

• Ricky Ricardo : [on phone with the airport]  Do you have any flights coming in at 9:30 this morning? No? Well how about 9:30 tonight? No?

  Lucy Ricardo : Maybe it's a flight number.

  Ricky Ricardo : Yeah.

  [into phone] 

  Ricky Ricardo : Do you have any flights numbered 930? You do? Where's it coming in from? Bombay?

  Lucy Ricardo : Bombay?

  Ricky Ricardo : Well knowing your mother... no, even *she* wouldn't fly from New York to Los Angeles by way of India.