I Love Lucy (TV Series)
The Indian Show (1953)
Desi Arnaz: Ricky Ricardo
Quotes
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Fred Mertz : [Ricky is absorbed in a book about American Indians when Fred walks in] What's so exciting?
Ricky Ricardo : Oh, those Indians you used to have in this country. The stories about them will really make your blood cuddle.
Fred Mertz : Cuddle?
Ricky Ricardo : [he points to the book's title, "Blood Curdling Indian Tales"] Yeah, cuddle.
Fred Mertz : Oh, cuddle! I thought you meant like in that song, "Curdle Up a Little Closer".
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Fred Mertz : Hey, I got a great joke you can use.
Ricky Ricardo : Yeah?
Fred Mertz : Yeah. Do you know the one about the Indian that had to sleep in the hotel lobby 'cause he didn't have a reservation?
Ricky Ricardo : No, how does it go?
Fred Mertz : Never mind. You wouldn't like it.
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Lucy Ricardo : [Lucy hears about Ricky's Indian show and, as usual, wants to be in it] Now, Ricky, it's been a long time since I even asked you to be in one of your shows.
Ricky Ricardo : Yes, I remember the last time, and you said it was gonna be your "Swan Song".
Lucy Ricardo : Well, it's time for that swan to hit the comeback trail.
Fred Mertz : That swan's got a little ham in it!
Lucy Ricardo : You keep out of this.
Ricky Ricardo : Look, I want you to understand this: you cannot be in this show or in any other show.
Lucy Ricardo : Give me one good reason.
Ricky Ricardo : I'll give you one good reason. You're a mother.
Lucy Ricardo : I have just as much talent now as I had before the baby was born.
Ricky Ricardo : That makes two good reasons.