I Love Lucy (TV Series)
The Kleptomaniac (1952)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo
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Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : Well it all started when I was a little girl. I was riding around on the streetcar and I looked up and there was a box and it said take one. So I took one.
Dr. Tom Robinson : Well there was nothing wrong with that.
Lucy Ricardo : Oh yes there waaaas. From then on, I took anything that came into my pretty hands, even though it didn't say take one. I took a bright new penny, I took a bicycle, I took a little boy!
Dr. Tom Robinson : You took a little boy?
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, but my mother made me give him back!
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Ethel Mertz : You sure weren't very smart throwing all those Roman candles and sky rockets into the fireplace.
Lucy Ricardo : Well who uses a fireplace in the middle of July? Besides he should've looked where he threw that match.
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Ethel Mertz : [as gangsters] Get any of them?
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah two, a private eye and a flat foot, I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye.