- Lucy Ricardo: Well it all started when I was a little girl. I was riding around on the streetcar and I looked up and there was a box and it said take one. So I took one.
- Dr. Tom Robinson: Well there was nothing wrong with that.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh yes there waaaas. From then on, I took anything that came into my pretty hands, even though it didn't say take one. I took a bright new penny, I took a bicycle, I took a little boy!
- Dr. Tom Robinson: You took a little boy?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, but my mother made me give him back!
- Ethel Mertz: You sure weren't very smart throwing all those Roman candles and sky rockets into the fireplace.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well who uses a fireplace in the middle of July? Besides he should've looked where he threw that match.
- Ethel Mertz: [as gangsters] Get any of them?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah two, a private eye and a flat foot, I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye.
- Fred Mertz: [Ricky finds blueprints] What is it?
- Ricky Ricardo: The Chase National Bank!
- Dr. Tom Robinson: Oh, no! That's where I keep my money! Oh, this is serious!