- Mr. Merriweather: Tillie, is that you?
- Lucy Ricardo: [In a high voice] Yes, it's meeeeee, Tillieeeeeee!
- Mr. Merriweather: But, Tillie, that sneeze! Are you sick?
- Lucy Ricardo: Sick? I'm dead!
- Lucy Ricardo: [at false seance, introducing Ethel in disguise] This is Madam Ethel Mertzola. She'll be our medium tonight. She's psychopathic.
- Mr. Merriweather: My horoscope says no more business after noon today.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, you follow horoscopes?
- Mr. Merriweather: Yes! I'm Scorpio.
- Lucy Ricardo: I'm Taurus.
- Ricky Ricardo: I'm cooked.
- Lucy Ricardo: Now, you read that book and see for yourself, Five.
- Ricky Ricardo: Five?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, that's your name in numerology, I figured it out.
- Ricky Ricardo: Oh, no...
- Lucy Ricardo: You might be going through life with the wrong name. Hey, I better figure out the right one for you! Maybe if you're something besides Five, it'll help our vibration.
- Ricky Ricardo: Lucy!
- Lucy Ricardo: What?
- Ricky Ricardo: Don't you like the way I vibrate?
- Ethel Mertz: Good morning, Lucy.
- Lucy Ricardo: [to Ricky] She's a woman.
- Ricky Ricardo: I guess so.
- Ethel Mertz: Well, thanks! Now that that's settled, how are ya, Three?
- Lucy Ricardo: I'm fine, Seven.
- Ricky Ricardo: [Groaning] Oh...
- Lucy Ricardo: Five got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.
- Ricky Ricardo: Goodbye, Three.
- Lucy Ricardo: Goodbye, Five!
- [Ricky grins]
- Lucy Ricardo: Why do you have that idiotic smile on your face?
- Ricky Ricardo: I was just thinking of a perfect Sixteen I used to know.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, get out of here!
- Mr. Merriweather: Oh, you study numerology?
- Lucy Ricardo: Of course.
- Mr. Merriweather: I'm a 1.
- Lucy Ricardo: I'm a 3.
- Ricky Ricardo: I'm a 5.
- Mr. Merriweather: We're all odd, aren't we?