- Lucy Ricardo: Now, what about boys your own age?
- Peggy: Oh, they're all so icky.
- Lucy Ricardo: They're icky, huh?
- Peggy: Yeah. Except Arthur... Arthur Morton. He's wonderful. He's got curly hair, big, sad eyes, and floppy ears. He looks like Gregory Peck.
- Lucy Ricardo: Sounds more like Lassie!
- Ricky Ricardo: Why are we whispering?
- Lucy Ricardo: If my feet find out this was my idea, they'll kill me.
- Ricky Ricardo: [Finds Lucy soaking her feet] What's the matter?
- Lucy Ricardo: I gave Arthur a dancing lesson.
- Ricky Ricardo: Arthur? Arthur who?
- Lucy Ricardo: Believe me, it wasn't Arthur Murray!
- Peggy: I can't believe this whole thing! Why, I just saw you at rehearsal yesterday, dancing around and beating your conga drum.
- Ricky Ricardo: Oh, yes. Well, I'm glad you saw that. That was my farewell performance.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, he's ba-ba'd his last lu.
- Lucy Ricardo: [trying to discourage teenage neighbor Peggy from her infatuation with Ricky] Well, there's a little thing you overlooked, Peggy. Ricky is married.
- Peggy: I know. Doesn't that make it sophisticated!
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, yes.
- Peggy: And he's so much more worldly than the boys I know.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, I should hope so. He's a little older, too.
- Peggy: I know. He's middle-aged!
- Lucy Ricardo: What?
- Peggy: He must be pushing 23.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, he's pushing 23 all right. In fact, he's pushed it all the way to 35. I suppose you think that I'm pushing 23, too?
- Peggy: Oh, no. A woman can always tell another woman's age.
- Lucy Ricardo: Yes, well, now about Ricky. You know, there's another thing you overlooked, Peggy.
- Peggy: What?
- Lucy Ricardo: I love him, too.
- Peggy: I was afraid of that. You're gonna be terrific competition.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, thanks.
- Peggy: Gosh, you've got that 'certain something'.
- Lucy Ricardo: Well, that's... that's quite a compliment. But how would a girl your age know that I have that 'certain something'?
- Peggy: I can tell by the way my mother looks at my father when my father looks at you.
- Peggy: Do you still know how to dance?
- Lucy Ricardo: [insulted] I think I can recall a few variations on the Turkey Trot.