I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

A Room with an Alan (1997)

Barbara Durkin: Susan

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• Alan Partridge : Right, well, I'm afraid, Susan, I've got some very bad news.

  Susan : Oh?

  Alan Partridge : I'm leaving you, you cow!

  [Susan looks bemused and slightly scared. There is an awkward pause] 

  Alan Partridge : Sorry, bit of a joke there. Backfired. No, I'm basically saying I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week.

• Alan Partridge : I like those earrings. Are they gold?

  Susan : Yes, they're rose gold.

  Alan Partridge : Well, that's not really gold, is it? But, er, they're very nice. Like little tears, little wax tears dripping from your ears because they're sad. Don't cry, ears, you're on the side of a lovely head!