I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

Alan Wide Shut (2002)

Julia Davis: Kate Fitzgerald

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• Kate Fitzgerald : [about Alan's book]  I noticed you end almost every anecdote with the phrase "Needless to say, I had the last laugh."

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, well, you could end some of your chapters with... "Needles to say... I took drugs."

• Alan Partridge : [to the radio show host, about Kate]  What's her book like?

  Kate Fitzgerald : Excuse me, I really don't like being referred to as "her".

  Alan Partridge : All right, what's *his* book like? I don't know your name. Tara Peter-Frampton-Double-Barrelled-Shotgun-Kensington-On-The-Horse?

• Kate Fitzgerald : You really have got a lot of issues.

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, of "What Car?" magazine.

• Tessa McPherson : You come from quite a privileged background.

  Kate Fitzgerald : Uh, materially privileged, yes, but, I mean, emotionally undernourished. My father was very distant.

  Alan Partridge : Was that because he lived in a different wing of your house?