I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

Watership Alan (1997)

Simon Greenall: Michael, Robert Moon

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• Alan Partridge : [presenting his radio show]  Thanks very much for being "This morning's farmer", Robert Moon. Robert, did you have your breakfast this morning?

  Robert Moon : [on the phone]  Well, I reckon the way things are going, I...

  Alan Partridge : Can you just answer "yes", for the purposes of a joke?

  Robert Moon : Yes.

  Alan Partridge : In which case, you must be a full moon.

  [pause] 

  Alan Partridge : Hello?

  Robert Moon : I'm still here.

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, I was just making a pun on your name.

  Robert Moon : Oh, right.

  Alan Partridge : Anyway, thank you very much for being "This morning's farmer".

  [Alan plays a jingle - a version of "Old MacDonald had a farm"] 

  Alan Partridge : Sorry about that, Robert a bit slow on the uptake there. Don't know what he had for breakfast. Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap.