- Peter Marshall (himself): In your hit song Tutti Frutti, we all know Kim Fields is Tutti, but who exactly is Frutti?
- Little Richard: You gonna make me cut you in half.
- Peter Marshall (himself): What would you say is the most worn out spot in your house?
- Jackee: Ohhh, I'd have to say my G-spot.
- Darrell: I agree.
- Peter Marshall (himself): That's right and circle gets the square.