- [the Hulk has approached a basic training activity]
- Mahalovich: You think he's non-com?
- Brubeck: Either that or a secret weapon.
- Training Sergeant: [calling to Brubeck and Mahalovich] Get your tails over here!
- Brubeck: [to Mahalovich] Boy, I ain't waiting to find out.
- [first lines]
- Sgt. Sam Stanley: Hey, Lt. Banks, you want a lift home?
- Lt. Jerry Banks: Hey, thanks, Sam.
- Sgt. Sam Stanley: I have to make one stop, sir, at the dump. Won't take but a minute.
- Lt. Jerry Banks: No problem, the bus makes a lot more stops than that.
- Sgt. Sam Stanley: Haha! You know it.
- Sgt. Murkland: I'm telling you sir, it was this great big green... thing.
- Col. Drake: Or a great big brown bottle, say a fifth.
- M.P.: Uh, you'd better stay put until they decide what to do with you, Mister.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I'm not a prisoner. I'm a patient.
- Dr. Anderson: We're finished, Colonel. You know that, don't you?
- Col. Drake: Maybe you're finished, Major. But not General Drake.
- Dr. Anderson: General?