The Incredible Hulk (TV Series)

East Winds (1981)

William Windom: Sgt. Jack Keeler

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• Sgt. Jack Keeler : Lieutenant. David collapsed in the corridor. I came in here to get help. They tried to stuff fish down my throat. Then, this giant green creature barged in!

  [the lieutenant looks at him in disbelief] 

  Sgt. Jack Keeler : You don't believe me do you? Alright, look, those two cooks... they saw everything. Why don't you ask them?

  Lieutenant : I already did.

  Sgt. Jack Keeler : Yeah? Let me guess... they didn't see a thing, right?

  Lieutenant : Quite the contrary, Sergeant. They saw plenty. Only their version is a little different than yours.

• Sgt. Jack Keeler : Look, all right, I had a couple of glasses of wine, but certainly not enough to see pink elephants!

  Kam Chong : Just green giants.

• Sgt. Jack Keeler : Menning, we've had a few drinks together down through the years, haven't we? Now you know that a couple of glasses of wine do not affect me that much.

  Officer Bill Menning : You couldn't just see little leprechauns, could you, like any other self-respecting drunk? No, that's too ordinary. The great Sergeant Keeler has to see giant green creatures.

• Sgt. Jack Keeler : What were you doing in David Barrett's apartment, dressed as if you had just stepped off the boat?

  Tam : That's my business.

  Sgt. Jack Keeler : Not when you're walking on my beat.