- Carl Rivers: Hey pilgrim, are you pickin' flowers or hitchhiking?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I- ah I'm a hitchhiking.
- Carl Rivers: Well then, get on.
- Carl Rivers: Man, there's only two kinds of bikers: Those who crash and those who're gonna crash. Hey, ain't never tried drivin' with a busted wing before...
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Hey, wait a minute, you can't do that.
- Carl Rivers: You don't see anybody around here making house calls, do you?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Okay, we have 3 dollars and 46 cents left.
- Carl Rivers: Oh that's great, if we don't eat we can travel 200 more miles, huh?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Don't our stumachs have any in this?
- Carl Rivers: Come to think about it, mine has been talking real loud about a 10 pound steak.
- Johnny: It seems like our brother got himself an accident. He's sportin' a cast and he's letting some citizen jock his scooter around for him.
- Ann: You know, when I started college I promised daddy I would'nt smoke, drink, fool around or ride on a motorcycle. I've still never ridden a motorcycle.
- Foreman: Sorry, mister. We got all the help we need. I guess I forgot to take the sign down.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Aha. I see. Well, are there any other places in town that are hiring?
- Foreman: I can't say. Most of the businessmen around here are pretty particular about who they hire.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Carl, there's only one legal way to avoid starvation.
- Carl Rivers: Right. Get a job.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Mm-hm. That's it. That's the way.
- Carl Rivers: Who's gonna hire somebody with a gimp, uh?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Well, uh, I'll declare you - as a dependent.