- Anthony Donn: Do you cook or something? Or is there somebody at home you're keeping a secret?
- Chief Inspector Morse: I did live with a microwave for a while but, errr... we argued.
- [Lewis has been pretending to be the college porter and has discovered a man is lying to him]
- Barker: Aren't you going to arrest him?
- Detective Sergeant Lewis: What for?
- Barker: He told you a lie!
- Detective Sergeant Lewis: I told him lots of lies.
- Chief Inspector Morse: You heard something and the you think something? It's not a staggering weight of evidence.
- Chief Inspector Morse: Roland, people are dying all over the place. Compared to that, even cricket has to suffer.