It Ain't Half Hot Mum (TV Series)

The Last Roll Call (1981)

Donald Hewlett: Colonel Charles Reynolds

Quotes 

• Colonel Reynolds : Oh, good heavens, Ashwood; Sergeant Major's doing all that inspecting and stamping around and stuff. We don't want to get involved do we?

  Captain Ashwood : Definitely not, sir.

• Captain Ashwood : How dare you? Do you realise, we've been fighting for people like you?

  Station Room Waitress : Demobs, are you? We get a lot of your sort through here, all wanting us to be grateful. I must have had fifty men fighting for me this week.

  Colonel Reynolds : Did any of them get you?