- Colonel Reynolds: Oh, good heavens, Ashwood; Sergeant Major's doing all that inspecting and stamping around and stuff. We don't want to get involved do we?
- Captain Ashwood: Definitely not, sir.
- Captain Ashwood: How dare you? Do you realise, we've been fighting for people like you?
- Station Room Waitress: Demobs, are you? We get a lot of your sort through here, all wanting us to be grateful. I must have had fifty men fighting for me this week.
- Colonel Reynolds: Did any of them get you?