JAG (TV Series)

Dream Team (2005)

Patrick Labyorteaux: Bud Roberts, Jr.

Quotes 

• Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : So, the dolphin did come back?

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Apparently.

  Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : What's going to be the charge?

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Sturgis hasn't decided yet.

  Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Hasn't decided what?

  Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Oh, sir. You've got to hear this. It's ridiculous.

  [off Mac's look] 

  Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : In a serious sort of way, sir.

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : I'm representing Seaman Apprentice Charles Bander. He released two Navy dolphins from a marine mammal deployment center.

  Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Why?

  Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : They think he did it on porpoise, sir.

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : He felt he owed them a debt.

  Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : You know, kind of a squid pro quo, sir.

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : He was caught by one of the trainers in the dolphins' pen with a bucket of fish.

  Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Red herring, probably. You know, trying to avoid pursuit.

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : One more fish joke, and I'll have you filleted.

  Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : What happened to the dolphins?

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Well, they, uh, came back on their own.

  Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr. : What would you charge him with, sir?

  Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Well, there's, uh, Article 96: Releasing a prisoner without authorization.

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : You enjoying yourselves?

  Lt. Gregory Vukovic : [entering]  Room for one more?

  Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Yeah, if you promise no fish jokes.

  Lt. Gregory Vukovic : Oh, not even one, just for the halibut?