- Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: [after going on a tirade, Lindsey grabs Mac roughly, then lets her go] I'm sorry.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: You touch me like that again and you WILL be.
- Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: [after listing off Rabb's indiscretions at JAG] ... and the Admiral thinks I'M not Captain material!
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: [mockingly] So THAT'S what this is about, huh, Commander? The 'Good Child' syndrome. You keep your nose clean, I don't, but I catch all the breaks.
- Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: Oh, Commander, don't worry... your days of catching all the breaks are over.