Quotes
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Dr. Donald Mallard : [flirting with Vivian while performing an autopsy] You sure you won't have dinner with me tonight, Viv?
Special Agent Vivian Blackadder : Oh, Ducky, you're disgusting!
Dr. Donald Mallard : The pursuit of sex is an affirmation of life, Vivian. That's why older men are so lascivious.
Special Agent Vivian Blackadder : I'm talking about your lack of respect for the dead.
Dr. Donald Mallard : I have the utmost respect for the dead.
Special Agent Vivian Blackadder : Well, that's obvious from the way you speak to them.
Dr. Donald Mallard : If you were dead, wouldn't it be nice if you were spoken to, rather than about?
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Dr. Donald Mallard : Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [asking about their current victim] When'd she die?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Oh, gosh! Oh, that was in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least twenty years ago. She was an assistant film editor, and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [indicating the dead body] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?
Dr. Donald Mallard : It's been a while.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You care to be more specific?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Not until I do the autopsy.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Humor me.