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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Kid puts an arrow in a corpse. That's a new one.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just a variation.
[Tony chuckles]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I remember we found this old guy. Died watching TV. We found him sitting in the La-Z-Boy, stiff as a board, with a Bud in his hand.
Special Agent Vivian Blackadder : Oh, please. Not another Baltimore homicide story.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Looks like a natural death, but we got to wait for the M.E. to confirm it, right? So, it's dinnertime. My partner and I are starving, so we tell the beat rookie to keep an eye on the stiff. Rookie's never been alone with a body. Well, suddenly, the body goes out of rigor, slumps. The air trapped in the lungs is forced through the voice box, and the corpse *moans*.
Special Agent Vivian Blackadder : Stop it!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Rookie freaks, empties his service revolver into the body.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You know what I think, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't say it's an urban myth, man, 'cause I was there.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think... you were the rookie.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [dryly] That's funny, Gibbs. Funny. Wrong, but funny.
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Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : I don't know who fathered Lieutenant Singer's baby, and I don't know who murdered her. So what else, Gibbs?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What'd your investigation show?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Hey, you were there. The admiral ordered me to stay out of this.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh, I'm referring to the investigation you gave Commander Manetti to do on Lieutenant Singer's love life, prior to her deployment.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [in the observation room with Vivian] Oops.
Special Agent Vivian Blackadder : Yeah, "oops" is right. Without reading him his rights, we're gonna lose all this stuff in court.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, no, no. We got this stuff, Viv. Gibbs is setting Rabb up.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Well, Colonel MacKenzie's investigation into Lieutenant Singer's pregnancy wasn't going well. Mac and I are old friends, I thought I'd help.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Reasonable answer.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Yeah, the truth usually is.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So, you wouldn't mind giving us a DNA sample?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : For what purpose?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Paternity test.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : I didn't even *like* Lieutenant Singer!
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I wouldn't say that during a murder investigation.
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[processing the crime scene, Tony notices a pin on their vic's jacket]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey. She's a JAG.