Benny Rubin: Waiter

Quotes 

• Waiter : [serving Jack's drink at his table in the club]  ... and one Shirley Temple.

  Jack Benny : [sips drink]  Wait a minute! You put Scotch in this Shirley Temple!

  Waiter : She's a big girl, now.

• Jack Benny : Waiter, could I have the check please?

  Waiter : Don't show off! I already gave it to him.