Mel Blanc: Drunk

Quotes 

• Drunk : All I was doing was celebrating my 25th wedding anniversry.

  Jack Benny : Congratulations.

  Drunk : Oh, thank you. Hey you wanna know something? After being married for 25 years, my wife still has the same figure.

  Jack Benny : That's wonderful.

  Drunk : What's so wonderful about it? She was a fat slob when I married her.

  Jack Benny : What?

  Drunk : She was so big, that instead of throwing rice, they threw peanuts.

• Drunk : People like you 'n me shouldn't be in here with bums.