Herb Vigran: 2nd Policeman

Quotes 

• 1st Policeman : We got over 50 calls saying it sounded like somebody was getting murdered in here.

  Jack Benny : All I was doing was playing my violin, like this.

  [plays violin] 

  Jack Benny : Does this sound like somebody's being murdered?

  1st Policeman : No.

  2nd Policeman : Yeah, but that could explain the one complaint we got that somebody was plucking a live chicken.