Dennis Day: Dennis Day

Quotes 

• Jack Benny : [Discussion of the possibility of Jack playing the part of a dog]  Now, what kind of a dog would I be? A Saint Bernard, a Chihuahua, a Pekingese?

  Don Wilson : What difference does it make what kind of dog, Jack?

  Jack Benny : Well, I doubt that I could be an Irish Setter!

  Dennis Day : I could teach you to bark with a brogue. Arf, begorrah!

• Jack Benny : [Telephones Dennis for the second time]  Dennis, this is Jack again.

  Dennis Day : Oh, hello, Mr. Benny! Say, here's a funny thing. I just had a dream that you were kidnapped and needed ten thousand dollars. I gotta go back to sleep and see how it turns out!

  [Hangs up on Jack]