Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

A Night at the Opera (2003)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Uncle : Not Viking Opera. Peking Opera with very special performers.

  Jackie : [Reading the tickets]  7 Little Fortunes?

  [Jackie gasps] 

  Jackie : But Uncle that is...

  Uncle : Troupe with which I received my Opera training.

• Uncle : Jade, pay attention.

  [Jade groans as Uncle takes away her game. Then Uncle notices Jackie working] 

  Uncle : Hmph.

  Jackie : Er, I am multi-tasking.

  Uncle : [Uncle takes away his notepad]  Now you are *one*-tasking!

• Jade : Well, it's obvious mega-brow is the ringleader of the gang.

  Uncle : No! Beetlebrow may be a stubborn, self-righteous, intolerant mule. But I know him to be honorable and incorruptable. He would never tolerate criminals in his company.

  Jackie : But Uncle we saw them...

  Uncle : Promise me, you will leave matters to the Police.

  Jackie : [Jackie groans]  I promise.

  Jade : [Quietly to herself]  That makes one of us.

• Jackie : Jade, we just can't go out there. If Uncle sees us...

  Jade : Uncle won't need to know it's us.

  Jackie : [Realizing what Jade has in mind]  You have to be kidding.

• Jackie : Clowning around has its moments. But I think I will stick with my calling archeology.