Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Agent Tag (2001)

Charles Shaughnessy: Dr. Necrosis

Quotes 

• Dr. Necrosis : You are not what I expected Agent Tag. Although your disguise as a buffon was most convincing.

  Jackie : But I am not Agent Tag. I am Jackie Chan, a researcher!

  Dr. Necrosis : Of course if you were Agent Tag, you would deny it emphatically.

  Jackie : No. I would claim to be Agent Tag, assuming you would not believe me.

  Dr. Necrosis : Then I would anticipate your assumption and I would not believe you.

  Jackie : I would foresee your anticipating my assumption of you're not believing me.

  Dr. Necrosis : But how could you predict I would expect your forseeing my anticipation of your assuming by not believing! HAH! Answer me that.

  Jackie : I do not even know what you just said!

  Dr. Necrosis : Precisely what I expected you to say, Agent Tag!