Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Pleasure Cruise (2002)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Uncle : Uncle does not cruise. Uncle does inventory!

  Jackie : Uncle, when was the last time you took a *real* vacation?

  Uncle : [Using his abacus]  Let me see... 3... 4... carry the 1. Never! So why start now?

  Jade : Because it would be wicked fun! Come on! Please!

  [Looks at Uncle] 

  Uncle : Heh. Ah... Ai Ya! Big brown eyes get Uncle every time! Fine. I'll go.

• Tohru : [Jade shows Tohru the Horse Talisman]  But you are forbidden to remove talismans from Section 13.

  Jade : Okay, if that's how you feel.

  [Jade walks away] 

  Tohru : Uh...

  Jade : Thought so.

• Jade : "How many times have I told you the talismans are dangerous?" Tch! Tohru losing his lunch is dangerous!

• Jade : [Trying to make a ship to shore call]  Hello? Mayday! Mayday! Can someone connect me to Section 13? It's a top secret organization. Uh, they're probably not listed. On second thought, just get me the Coast Guard!