"Jackie Chan Adventures" Pleasure Cruise (TV Episode 2002) - Sab Shimono as Uncle

Uncle : Uncle does not cruise. Uncle does inventory!

Jackie : Uncle, when was the last time you took a *real* vacation?

Uncle : [Using his abacus] Let me see... 3... 4... carry the 1. Never! So why start now?

Jade : Because it would be wicked fun! Come on! Please!

[Looks at Uncle]

Uncle : Heh. Ah... Ai Ya! Big brown eyes get Uncle every time! Fine. I'll go.
Jackie : Where you going, Uncle?

Uncle : To lifeboat. Row back to shore!

Moma Tohru : Good! I have better things to do than hang around with junk seller! I visit with my boy. Relax, play a little Mahjong...

Uncle : You play Mahjong?

Moma Tohru : No. I *win* at Mahjong. Five time all Kyoto finalist.

Uncle : Hong Kong Community Center Champion, 1955. Beat you with one arm tied behind back!

Moma Tohru : Big talker! How about you put your tiles where you mouth is?
Jackie : Laser cage. I suspect these are the same men as from the helicopter. They are after the dragon!

Uncle : [Pointing to Tohru's mom] Good! They can have her!

Moma Tohru : Funny man won't be so funny when I whoop you a shuffleboard!
Jackie : [Looking at Uncle and Moma Tohru in the distance] It's nice to see those two actually enjoying each other's company.

Moma Tohru : [Cut in close to see them arm wrestling] Uh. Junk monger weak as scrawny chicken!

Uncle : Toothless old bat got nothing!

Sab Shimono: Uncle