Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)
Pleasure Cruise (2002)
James Sie: Jackie Chan
Quotes
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Jackie : [Jackie lands on the street using a flag to slow his fall] The elevator was too slow.
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Uncle : Uncle does not cruise. Uncle does inventory!
Jackie : Uncle, when was the last time you took a *real* vacation?
Uncle : [Using his abacus] Let me see... 3... 4... carry the 1. Never! So why start now?
Jade : Because it would be wicked fun! Come on! Please!
[Looks at Uncle]
Uncle : Heh. Ah... Ai Ya! Big brown eyes get Uncle every time! Fine. I'll go.
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Jackie : Where you going, Uncle?
Uncle : To lifeboat. Row back to shore!
Moma Tohru : Good! I have better things to do than hang around with junk seller! I visit with my boy. Relax, play a little Mahjong...
Uncle : You play Mahjong?
Moma Tohru : No. I *win* at Mahjong. Five time all Kyoto finalist.
Uncle : Hong Kong Community Center Champion, 1955. Beat you with one arm tied behind back!
Moma Tohru : Big talker! How about you put your tiles where you mouth is?
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Moma Tohru : Come on, a walk will do you good.
Tohru : Where are we going?
Jackie : Breakfast. Ocean air always give me a big appetite: eggs, bacon, biscuits
[Notices Tohru is gone]
Jackie : Tohru?
[They see Tohru leaning over the side of the ship]
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Jackie : Laser cage. I suspect these are the same men as from the helicopter. They are after the dragon!
Uncle : [Pointing to Tohru's mom] Good! They can have her!
Moma Tohru : Funny man won't be so funny when I whoop you a shuffleboard!
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Jackie : [Looking at Uncle and Moma Tohru in the distance] It's nice to see those two actually enjoying each other's company.
Moma Tohru : [Cut in close to see them arm wrestling] Uh. Junk monger weak as scrawny chicken!
Uncle : Toothless old bat got nothing!
