"Jackie Chan Adventures" The Shadow Eaters (TV Episode 2003) Poster

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

  • Uncle : If you can truly see the future, you would know Uncle is devising removal spell in case mask is worn by Hak Foo. Only... Uncle must learn of key missing ingredient.

    Miss Kimber : [Miss Kimber gasps]  You hear that? The stars are talking. And they say you can have the answers you seek revealed by yours truly for only $9.95/minute.

    Uncle : [Uncle gasps]  You are a fraud! And money grubber!

  • Uncle : Jackie, you are trying to find card with mask removal ingredient?

    Jackie : No Uncle! I am trying not to become alligator bait!

    Uncle : Well, you must learn to multi-task! Now come. We must research mask removal ingredient.

  • Uncle : Do not be foolish. Your own shadows are at risk.

    Jade : Tch. If the little freaks are hungry they can eat this!

    [Jade attacks a light bulb] 

    Jade : ... Oops.

  • Uncle : [Uncle is trying to read and translate]  "Substitute mask removal ingredient is often shoelace of giraffe."... Ai-ya! Giraffes do not wear shoes!

  • Uncle : Japanese translation is not going well, Tohru. Unless ingredient is lobster wearing corduroy pants. Ai-ya.

  • Miss Kimber : Welcome to Miss Kimber's Psychic line. Where I reveal what the stars tell.

    Uncle : [Speaking quickly]  Uncle needs help finding mask removal ingredient and for you to never tell anyone!

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


Recently Viewed