Jackie Gleason: Self - Host, Ralph Kramden

Quotes 

• Ralph Kramden : Well, I guess that's it, Norton... the doc gives me six months to live. I'll be dead by the Fourth of July.

  Ed Norton : Don't pay any attention to that, Ralph. I used to work with a guy... the doctor gave him only six months to live, too.

  Ralph Kramden : What happened?

  Ed Norton : He lived for almost eight months!

  [Ralph slams the table at Norton's remark, then collects himself] 

  Ralph Kramden : Norton, you gotta promise me somethin'. Never mention a word of this to Alice. I don't want her to find out!

  Ed Norton : Yeah, what's gonna happen after six months? She's gonna notice you not comin' home nights.