Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Do the Math (2004)

Russ Tamblyn: Dog Walker God

Quotes 

• Dog Walker God : [after Joan's near-miss with a skateboarder]  Hey, you gotta look where you're going, Joan.

  Joan Girardi : [sarcastic]  Thanks for the lecture. It helps right now.

• Dog Walker God : You got a "D" on your geometry test, huh?

  Joan Girardi : Yes, a "D", and now the dogs are actually eating my homework. What is this, "take a cosmic dump on Joan day"?

  Dog Walker God : Hey, you know, I'm helping you pick up your stuff here. You know, you're not being very appreciative.

  Joan Girardi : You want some appreciation? Ease up on the homework and the tests. Maybe toss a lightning bolt at that twerp on the skateboard.

  Dog Walker God : Actually, I was thinking more about, uh... piano lessons.

  Joan Girardi : [indicating her armload of books]  Do you see all this, all-seeing one? Huh? I have a Noah's Ark-load of homework already.

• Dog Walker God : Joan, take piano lessons.

  Joan Girardi : I took them when I was little. You know how much I hated them.

  Dog Walker God : Actually, I thought you were kind of good. I mean, you were solidly in the groove on, uh, "Eensie Weensie Spider". Remember?

  Joan Girardi : My parents can't afford lessons.

  Dog Walker God : Ah, you'll figure it out.

  Joan Girardi : No, I won't!

• Joan Girardi : Guess I didn't do such a good job today.

  Dog Walker God : What are you talking about? You raised your grade from a "D" to a "C".

  Joan Girardi : C-plus! It's just that my dad... what happened... he couldn't handle it.

  Dog Walker God : Well, he has his missing note. He'll play it when the time is right. It's a long song, Joan. There are so many variations, and, you know, you never know what the next phrase is gonna be.