Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Do the Math (2004)

Michael Welch: Luke Girardi

Quotes 

• Joan Girardi : You have to help me track down this Richard Girardi guy.

  Luke Girardi : Joan, that would be irrational in the extreme. Dad's behavior made it quite clear he didn't want this to become an issue.

  Joan Girardi : I'm pretty sure his hammer is broken, and how can he play music without all his notes? So you have to help me find Richard.

  Luke Girardi : There was so little of that that I understood.

  Joan Girardi : Hey, look, just get on the Internet and kick your geek thing into action and find Richard Girardi.

  Luke Girardi : Joan, you remember watching "The Godfather" with dad? He thinks it's a documentary. You do not mess around with Italians and their families.

• Joan Girardi : Do you realize the ratio of whole numbers that governs harmony is, like, the same ratio that governs all of geometry?

  Luke Girardi : Of course.

  Joan Girardi : Well, you can't play "Eensie Weensie Spider", dork.

  Luke Girardi : You know, I would appreciate a little consideration and respect. I've discovered the elusive Richard Girardi.

  Joan Girardi : Oh, I meant "dork" in a nice way, really.