Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Amblushed (1998)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

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• Maya : This is horrible. You guys don't understand. Last night was a disaster. I spent the entire evening staring out into a sea of angry flannel. What was I supposed to do?

  Elliot : Oh, I don't know. Call us all "vapid drones who worship at the altar of greed, lust and egotism".

  Dennis : Yeah. We don't make fun of your religion.

• Maya : Don't think you can weasel away from explaining why you changed the title of my article.

  Jack : Your title was too confusing.

  Maya : What is so confusing about, "The Lost Art of Listening"?

  Jack : Who?

• Maya : Hello, all! My, what a beautiful morning.

  Jack : My, you're happy.

  Maya : And why wouldn't I be? When I woke up this morning, I looked up, and there was a bird in my window sill, and it was singing.

  Jack : Singing. That's nice.

  Maya : It gets better. I step out of my building, and a cab stops right in front of me. A clean cab with a nice driver.

  Jack : It doesn't get any better.

  Maya : Oh, but it does. I get to work, what do I see on the newsstand but the brand new issue of Blush Magazine, with my article on the cover? An article that took me four weeks to research. An article that I titled "The Lost Art of Listening", but that some one had changed to "Shut Up And Maybe He'll Love You." So thank you. Thanks for everything.

  Jack : You're welcome. I'm just happy to be part of your perfect morning.

  Maya : I was being sarcastic! I'm furious with you!

  Jack : Oh, well, I'd like to deal with this, but I have this thing in my keister.

• Maya : Don't think you can avoid this with a bunch of dopey metaphors.

  Jack : Dopey all the way to the bank!

  Dennis : Is that one?

  Jack : I'm not sure yet.