Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Brandi, You're a Fine Girl (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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[Dennis is working with his sewing machine]
Maya Gallo : Hey, what's going on?
Elliot DiMauro : Dennis lost his penis on his way to work.
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Dennis Finch : Before we left, we made a sacred oath.
Elliot DiMauro : To never forget that wonderful summer night by the lake.
Dennis Finch : With your mom? Backfire!
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Elliot DiMauro : You didn't tell him she was Tommy Hilfiger's daughter, did you?
Nina Van Horn : It may have slipped out.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, my God!
Nina Van Horn : I know, I know. Mea culpa and labia menora.