Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

College or Collagen (1998)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : That girl is wasting her youth in a place like college. She's going to be a supermodel. She reminds me of me when I was that age.

  Maya Gallo : No, she can't remind you of you at that age, because she reminds me of me at that age, and me at that age was nothing like you at that age!

• Maya Gallo : Is Karey here?

  Elliot DiMauro : I heard a crash over at wardrobe, you might try looking there.

• Maya Gallo : She's a talented writer, not some empty-headed mannequin!

  Nina Van Horn : And what's that supposed to mean?

  Maya Gallo : Exactly!

• Nina Van Horn : I'm sorry I called you big-headed and snobby.

  Maya Gallo : You didn't say that.

  Nina Van Horn : No, it's in my other poem, "Big-Headed and Snobby."

• Maya Gallo : You know, it's not too late for us. I could take a year off, go hiking through Europe, live in hostels and wait tables to get by.

  Nina Van Horn : And I could go to college, do homework and take exams, and read, read, read.

  [pause] 

  Maya Gallo : Seems like a hassle.

  Nina Van Horn : Screw it.