Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Fast Times at Finchmont High (2000)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : We just need to find someone who can pass for a high school kid.

  Maya Gallo : Yeah, but where?

  Dennis Finch : He he! You said "buttwear."

• Mr. Peters : What's your name, young man?

  Dennis Finch : D. Finch.

  Mr. Peters : And the D stands for?

  Dennis Finch : D-cup, that's the way I like my ladies.

• Dennis Finch : I hated high school the first time around. I was too fragile to play sports, never have a date, never went to the prom...

  Maya Gallo : But you must have had friends.

  Dennis Finch : Just a bunch of guys who called me Denise and took my pants.

• Krissy : You know, your mind games may work on Mr. Peters, but not me. I dont' have any secrets, I have nothing to hide.

  Dennis Finch : Good for you. By the way, nice nose job.

  Krissy : Shut up, D-bag!

• Maya Gallo : You're a 33-year old going on a date with a high school cheerleader!

  Dennis Finch : Head cheerleader. Top of the pyramid.

  Maya Gallo : [sarcastic]  Oh, bitchin'.

  Dennis Finch : First of all, no one says "bitchin'" anymore. And secondly, it is bitchin'. I'm going back to high school and this time I'm doing it right.

• Krissy : I've totally fallen in love you, and nothing you say can change that.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, Krissy. I'm 33 years old. I know that might be cool to your gang...

  Krissy : Ew!

  Dennis Finch : Let me explain...

  Krissy : Ew! Ew, ew, ew! D-cup is 33! The old guy totally wanted to perv on me at the lake!

• Mr. Peters : Very nice. That's going to look real good on your permanent record.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, no. Not my permanent record. Now I can't be an English teacher and wear a high-energy sweater vest.

  Mr. Peters : I warn you.

  Dennis Finch : Let me guess. You became an English teacher just until you could finish your serious novel.

  Mr. Peters : That's enough.

  Dennis Finch : And you it's fifteen years later, and you're afraid to show it to your wife because it's not any good.

  Mr. Peters : It's a work in progress!

• Dennis Finch : Sorry I went all Road Rules on you.

  Krissy : Oh, it was more than Road Rules. It was Real World Hawaii.

• Nina Van Horn : I looked straight at the navel of the beast and said, "No, gracias."

  Dennis Finch : I had a chance to D-Finch a high-school girl, possibly in a paddle boat, and I too said, "No, gracias."

  Nina Van Horn : Mine was Spanish.

  Dennis Finch : Mine took Spanish.