Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Hostess to Murder (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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Quotes 

• Megan : This is so demeaning. I never should have quit stripping.

  Dennis Finch : Hey, wait a minute, you're Misty Peaks!

  Megan : Oh, God! You're that guy who always wants change for a dollar!

• [Maya has thrown a murder-mystery dinner, and Finch is hitting on a woman dressed as a French maid] 

  Megan : I'm Jeanette, the indentured French chambermaid.

  [she curtsies, and Finch looks down her cleavage] 

  Dennis Finch : I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

  Megan : I'm Jeanette, the indentured French chambermaid.

  [she curtsies again, and Finch looks down her cleavage again] 

  Dennis Finch : I'm sorry, one more time...

  Larry : Oh, Jeanette!

  Megan : Excuse me, my lord.

  Butler : [coming up to Finch with a platter]  Banger?

  Dennis Finch : That's the plan.

• Dennis Finch : Intellectual and stimulating? Hmmm... I could read Shakespeare while you spank me.

• Megan : You bastard!

  Dennis Finch : I never claimed to be otherwise.

• [Megan and Finch are out on Maya's balcony] 

  Dennis Finch : I'm about to make your fantasy come true.

  Megan : Great. Just try not to land on my car.

• Maya Gallo : You're the bastard son of the wealthy land baron.

  Dennis Finch : And you're the bitchy daughter of a wealthy publisher.

  Maya Gallo : No, it's your character for my murder party tonight. By the way, it's 1883, not 1853, so adjust your costumes, but I know it's last minute, so I won't get all anal about it. So, are you all syked?

  Dennis Finch : I'd be syked if you say "anal" again.

• Dennis Finch : You can't fake our kind of chemistry. We're like two magnets with privates.