Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In Your Dreams (1997)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

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Quotes 

• Maya : It's always the same. My face gets all scrunched up, my eyes are half closed, and I end up looking like...

  Dennis : Popeye?

  Elliot : A smurf?

  Nina : Eleanor Roosevelt sneezing?

  Jack : What the hell is a smurf?

  Dennis : It's that little blue man on your wife's lunchbox.

• Maya : Why do we even need photo IDs?

  Dennis : Because otherwise, any lunatic could walk in off the street and do Nina's job.

• Jack : What are we talking about?

  Maya : Nothing!

  Nina : Sex dreams.

  Jack : Sounds like fun. Who had a sex dream? I want details.

  Dennis : Maya did, about Elliot.

  Jack : You people are sick!

• Dennis : So, a sex dream. How was I?

  Maya : Absent.

• Elliot : When I was on a photo shoot in Australia, this Aborigine tribesman refused to have his picture taken because he thought I was going to steal his soul.

  Maya : Don't tell me. You got him to relax and took a great picture.

  Elliot : No. He bit me and stole my jeep.

  Maya : And your point is?

  Elliot : Don't bite me.

• Maya : So, this is your studio?

  Elliot : Yep.

  Maya : Shouldn't there be a sign for the models that says, "you must be this dumb to enter"?

• Maya : [about a flimsy nighty]  What is this?

  Elliot : It was for your story on health care.

  Maya : What does that have to do with health care?

  Elliot : She was also wearing a nurse's hat.

• Maya : This picture sends the wrong message.

  Elliot : What message are you trying to send?

  Maya : "My name is Maya Gallo, and I'm a professional."

  Elliot : And this says?

  Maya : "My name is Maya Gallo, my naughty girlfriends and I are waiting for your calls."

• Maya : I have never taken a good picture in my life.

  Jack : You're exaggerating. You've taken lots of good pictures. What about that one of you surfing?

  Maya : That was a caricature.

  Jack : I thought your head looked big.

• Maya : It's too sexy!

  Elliot : I'm not following you.

  Maya : This picture you took of me is too sexy!

  Elliot : I understand the word "too" and the word "sexy", but put them together, it's just gibberish.

• Maya : Dad, what do you think of this picture?

  Jack : [whistles]  She's a looker. Reminds me of a girl I used to run around with.

  Maya : Dad, it's me.

  Jack : I see. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go in my office and gouge my eyes out.