Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In the Company of Maya (1998)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : You remember that PR woman from Cosmo who tried to run over her boss with her car? She was turned into A-list party material overnight. Why? Because she had a hook.

  Maya Gallo : So my hook is I'm a sexual predator?

  Nina Van Horn : Hey, back off! That's my hook.

• Maya Gallo : This is ridiculous! I'm being accused of something I didn't do, and I'm supposed to just sit back and take it?

  Jack Gallo : Welcome to all three of my divorces.

• Elliot DiMauro : So, Miss "women aren't objects"? Is this the pot feeling up the kettle.

  Maya Gallo : I didn't feel up any kettle. This is all a scam.

  Jack Gallo : Scam or not, we need to protect ourselves. So if anyone asks, this meeting took place in March 1994.