Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In the Company of Maya (1998)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Who is that guy with Maya?

  Dennis Finch : I don't recall. Perhaps a dead president might jog my memory.

  Nina Van Horn : Okay, here.

  [give Dennis some money] 

  Dennis Finch : His name is Steve McPherson. He's a writer and Maya's helping him with his articles.

  Nina Van Horn : Where did he come from?

  Dennis Finch : I'm blanking.

  [Nina gives him more money] 

  Dennis Finch : He's a failed playwright, so he got into journalism.

  Nina Van Horn : Anything else?

  Dennis Finch : I can't remember.

  [Nina gives him more money] 

  Dennis Finch : I still can't remember.

  [Nina gives him more money] 

  Dennis Finch : Seriously, I can't remember, but nice doing business with you.

• [after viewing Staci's hemorrhoid commercial] 

  Staci : So, what did you think?

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm... speechless.

  Dennis Finch : I'm not.

  Elliot DiMauro : Yes, you are.

• Elliot DiMauro : Oh, God! Why did it have to be hemorrhoids?

  Jack Gallo : I think it's great. You should be proud of her.

  Elliot DiMauro : You think so?

  Dennis Finch : You know what they say. You have to start at the *bottom*.

• Elliot DiMauro : I'm going to have lunch with Staci.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, will that be buffet or sit down?

  Elliot DiMauro : Look, I'm okay with her doing a hemorrhoid commercial.

  Dennis Finch : I know, I'm itching to see it again. Have a swell time. Get it? Swell, because...

  Elliot DiMauro : I get it!

• [Staci the "hemorrhoid girl" dumps Elliot] 

  Dennis Finch : You know what? You showed a lot of class. A lesser man would have rectum. That's the last one.